When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...– Ann Druyan, about her husband Carl Sagan. (via samreich)
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
The irony of religion is that because of its power to divert man to destructive...– Bill Maher, Religulous (via sleeper1992)
mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
couldn't be more true
theycallhercormack: Manatees are to me what sloths are to Kristen Bell.
I just can’t stop laughing. omg.
fuckyeah1990s: ifyoufeelthatway: IF THIS IS ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG IT. This isn’t 90s, but it was on my dash. So I have to reblog it. It says it right there. Looks like a good movie.
The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
…this made me sad